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“You should really stop spitting your food out before you...”
— Andrea on my steadily...

See.

The printers at work are out of cheese today!

I’m going to a wedding shower today. We had to bring...

Is John Mayer gay because I think he just...

“I kept trying to freeze time and press each minute to my...”
— Rach. This post points out to...

I agree. I just want to keep looking at it. annamarie: when...

I need to remember this. andrklein: Spa strikes gold with...

I love this so much. travors: Typewriter Computer Keyboard

Me too, my dear. Well, same state. Entirely different area....

The email I sent last night. This is...

Hello my dearest dears, FRP and a few others who might be interested, I am sad to inform you that I...

Yes! I thought that was just my computer, so I didn’t say anything about it....

Yes! I’m listening to the muxtape this morning while writing case notes. Thank youuuuuu. And...

3:42 am via text message. Change is in...

Adam: Sorry no progress on the mag. Had a huge issue both at [redacted] and with the apartment. All taken care of tomorrow hopefully and total attention on the mag from then on.
Me: That's cool. I'm giving my job a month notice this week so they have time to hire someone new and I've got some more ideas that we can talk about tomorrow.
Adam: Go to bed!
Me: That's where I am. My phone just wakes me up since I'm on call 24/7. I can't wait for that to change.

Katie’s scarf is finished. Too bad I forgot to bring...

Spring is happening outside my window.

Listen

Just sayin'

If there is any merit to the notion of karma, I am either the most heinous person who has ever...

Dear Andrew, I made you a hat. Unless you have a...

Oh, darling! Ryan Adams is the love of my life for about eight years now. He’s been with me...

This is me. I can’t help it. I just get OCD about such...

“Warning: The fateful moment that you realize the song stuck...”
— topherchris Me: Are you...

I would wear this dress daily. Tell Suzie, I say...

I’m thinking about going money clip. It’s so...

Oh. Em. Gee. These are on my Want list. If only my tiny...

Can Some One Clue Me In

danhacker: What the hell is going on between these two arguing groups on tumblr and why is it such a...

My current project. Cutting out all of the letters is...

re: Spam from Rahat

I think I love this more than anything. aes: Continuing an ongoing chat with spammer-professional,...

Tumblinas vs. Testumblrone

I have two things to say about this and then I am out on the subject. 1) Tumblinas was created with...

There was enough batter to make 24 regular sized cupcakes...

Jess came over last night and we made the chocolate whiskey...

And packed it up and delivered it to the baby. Since I had...

I finished the baby blanket!

The year after I graduated from college, I made a really...

HELLO! I know what I will be doing this...

courtneyc: I just purchased a ‘Maps of the World’ noteset...

A little help from some friends.

katieschenk: Okay, so what did I learn? I definitely need new jeans. I need to tailor the pants I...

Seek lodging, will trade services

zachklein: Wow, lodging in Norway is expensive. A basic hostel room is going to cost me $80/night....

tumblr women's club

All too often I have conversations that go a little something like this: male friend: Girls are...

Things like this make me ridiculously...

Sigh. This yarn just wasn’t meant to be this hat.

me: The subject lines for spam mail have gotten so great.
reveal your real man potence!
Jessica: and that almost makes me want to...
until i realize...
me: right-o
I wonder how one gets a job writing those emails?
I think we would be good at it.
Jessica: i'm not sure how one finds work in the spam email field
me: I'm not either. But wouldn't it be fun when someone asks what you do for a living, to tell them that you are the irritation in their box?
Jessica: i would love to tell someone that very thing

I’m so happy that I can call this home. Photo taken...

Jessica: i'm glad you enjoyed. i thought to myself - who would i like to make breakfast for and who deserves it the most...? you won.
me: !!!!
You've made me the happiest girl.

Good Morning.

The last three mornings, I’ve had a shiny glimmer of warmth to start each day. Saturday night...

After arranging and rearranging countless times, I think...

My goal for today: Turn this pile of individually knit fish...

I once knit my face onto a bag for my friend Gaby. It...

I love how the shadows make me look ripped in this picture....

Never. travors: From my Last.fm profile.I wonder if it’s...

Allison jumping for Stephen Colbert’s portrait at the...

I’ll probably have to buy the book.

DO IT! andrklein: The picture I posted a yesterday (a few posts down) is really sticking with me....

“thinking that I complain too much and in the future I will...”
—  charlene mcbride So...

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's...

SERIOUSLY?! His raise was more than my annual salary! By 10K. Sigh. This is exactly why I sometimes...

me: http://amiawesome.com/
Andrew: tell me you had a hand in the creation of this website...
me: I wish so much that I could say yes and that it would be the honest answer.

Jessica: i thought you'd enjoy that my mom just called the tone of my fart "cute"
only a mom could think so.

Dear Detroit, I just wanted to let you know that I still...

Simone Brewster

I want this wrapped around my neck. Found on...

Today is the Day

I should probably get an outfit like this so that I can be a...

My friend Allison started getting really excited about...

Missed Connections make me giggle.

one night stand vagina bleeding - m4w - 21 I flashed you today! - m4w - 21 you had the best...

Hello perfect pillow! Would you like to come live on my...

I also organize my books by color. Found by andrklein on...

“Rondo-2007, handmade paper collage of russet, brown...

I want this. Found on Etsy.

Jessica: woah i had no idea they still let simple plan make music
me: They do?
Jessica: apparently.
by some unfortunate turn of events i am watching TRL

More feedback.

Congratulations on a great festival!  This was my first one.  The festival instructors were...

Being an instructor and on the board, I get the joy of receiving all of the anonymous feedback...

“Working was an escape-goat for me.”
— One of my clients. In the same...

I still like the way that it sounds.

Brian: your out of order
?
me: Yes.
Brian: why are you out of order?
me: No reason. Tired. Worn out.
Mostly because I like the way that it sounds.
Is that totally weird?
Brian: yeah. stop feeling shitty and just be happy. people like that.
me: I think I was pretty happy this weekend.
The tango festival was fun.
And I got a gorgeous new pair of tango shoes.
They're delicious.
Brian: thats better. see thats way more fun than being out of order
me: Yeah, but just say "out of order" it's kind of nice sounding, no?
Brian: no. it sounds depressing.
me: Oh.

This first thought that entered my head when I saw the snow this morning was “at least...

“That’s just like Liz to wear something ugly.”
— Katie referring to the frames...

“I didn’t know that people actually did that. I mean, I...”
— Joslyn on a client’s...

I also found these, which excite me. I’m thinking...

On a completely separate note, this past weekend Jess and I...

I absolutely love it.

These items were sitting on the porch outside the front door...

Last night at tango.

Advanced Beginner Student: You see the problem is that my bag of tricks is very small.
Me: Oh, that's fine. A dance can be very enjoyable without the fancy stuff. In fact, some of the best leaders forgo the fancy stuff, especially on a crowded dance floor.
ABS: Some of the best followers are very gracious.

I swear that those eyes could consume a person’s soul...

I cannot even begin to describe the way that my heart...

“John and I have decided that you are a mix between a four...”
— Brandon.  I’m actually...

Oh. My. Gosh!

I just listened to a voicemail from a family whose children I have been watching for about five...

I can look forward to Saturday.

Sleeping. I am so excited about this. Wedding dress and Bridesmaid dress shopping. Not really...

Best ever Value World find.

 jakoblodwick : Wow! They engrave lots of things. I...

Photograph by noahkalina I love this. I feel that it echos...

I had already pulled the car over twice to wait out his screaming four year old tirades. He was just...

Bears by Kent Rogowski. Ordinary teddy bears turned inside...

Brandon: Liz! iPod war! It's the greatest day of the year!
Brandon: It's like Christmas for smart people!

Coming to a bottom near you: pantorexia

“Just like people, plants fall over when they begin to...

“Why do I always see so many people in their mid to late...”
— cyanotic  ha! Too bad...

sad girls are colorful — nikography I want to have trees...

Happy Introvert Day

“Nature seems bent on producing a new race of Amazons....

Joslyn: I don't like that lotion. It smells bad.
Me: It smells like the absence of scent.
Andrea: It's the existential lotion.

My refrigerator got a makeover.

Persian Visions: Contemporary Photography from Iran  I want...

Don't Sleep, Snort!

Brian: I need to shower. maybe I will just cut my own hair
which means shave it bald
me: haha hot.
Brian: my face is bald too
me: You cut your hair a lot.
Brian: and my chest and balls
me: Wow. How's your poor razor doing?
Brian: pretty good. I woke up yesterday hating hair

Me: I think it's a fundraiser...yeah it's for a chairty.
Andrea: Are you sure it's not a FUNraiser?
Me: It's both.

“I feel like I’m sharing my body.”
— My coworker, Joslyn on how...

best ebay auction ever

black people love us!

From albedo to zugunruhe

An 8 year old day.

Starting Saturday night and continuing through the day on Sunday, it snowed like crazy. I woke up on...

Things that I would like to acquire.

Digital camcorder MacBook Tutu Hebrew (the language) New digital camera (a nice one)

I ate it anyway.

I was just given a buttered popcorn jelly belly (along with some other delicious flavors). I do not...

The last time I sent Matt one of my original drawings, it...

Sometimes everything goes away when I’m dancing.

Brew & View Schedule

Standards

me: you need a cute, fun, funny, intelligent girl.
It just won't work out otherwise.
Jessica: 1. smarts aren't everything, but they would be a plus.
2. i'm shallow - i'd really like her to have good hair.
3. fun and funny. FOR REAL.
sometimes i forget unfunny people exist until i meet one.
what's that all about?
me: I don't know. It always throws me off too.

me: I love it when you shake your bon bon
Jessica: it's taking the world by storm

I've done this for a while.

I think it might be time to try something new. Yup.

via Indexed

Napkin Notebook — ideas  Super fun. I should make some of...

Finger Type— ideas

Common Errors in English

thesixtyone - a music adventure

via www.hiropon.net — handa — aes Hey there!

colors (via miumomo) — voqn Ohh!

It can get boring in the office.

James: Why don't you just tell me what happened to my mailbox?
Me: Oh. You were fired. I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you.
James: yeah...
Me: I have been deemed the bearer of bad news. Actually of all news. I have to tell everyone everything.

CUTE!

I received a small package in my mailbox at work this morning which included all of the following...

These tiny lights are made with real dandelion seeds. (via...

Nendo

Paperless life?

Is it weird that people, who are not...

Jessica: i think my boobs are bigger. what the hell is going on?!
me: Ha!
Mine grew after I thought I was done too.
Jessica: becoming a woman is rough :-/
me: It really is.
I think it was like a year or two ago I grew from an A cup to a B cup.
It was really weird.
Because Brandon pointed it out.
And then my mom did.
And then I bought some new bras.
Jessica: haha
your breasts have quite the tale.
me: I know!
And then they get groped by Matt and dubbed sneaker boobs.
I feel like my boobs have been talked about too much within our group.
John has also taken to calling them the undercover immaculates.

“Somebody put their greasy hands on this sign because it will...”
— An oh so eloquent supervisor...

I love words. And feeding people.

The ants are definitely in my pants.

I cannot sit still. I cannot think clearly. I cannot focus. I cannot find the words that I need. I...

Amazon.com: Catherine Swinford's review of...